Others Are Perplexed When a Non-Kicker Seemingly Asks For a Bag of Tees

Turning Eli Manning’s footballs into ‘precious jewels’

by Daily Tech Whip

“…Balls are rubbed ‘vigorously’ for 45 minutes, scoured with a wet towel until thoroughly sodden, brushed, and then spun on a wheel to prepare them for another ‘high-speed scrubbing.’

“…Joe Skiba says ‘no one is allowed to touch those balls. They’re precious jewels’…”

I always detected a slight taint, if you will, of homoeroticism in purportedly macho endeavors.  All this attention that other men pay to Manning’s family jewels does not discourage this notion.

And Bobby’s Mama was right,


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s