Others Are Perplexed When a Non-Kicker Seemingly Asks For a Bag of Tees

Turning Eli Manning’s footballs into ‘precious jewels’

by Daily Tech Whip

“…Balls are rubbed ‘vigorously’ for 45 minutes, scoured with a wet towel until thoroughly sodden, brushed, and then spun on a wheel to prepare them for another ‘high-speed scrubbing.’

“…Joe Skiba says ‘no one is allowed to touch those balls. They’re precious jewels’…”

I always detected a slight taint, if you will, of homoeroticism in purportedly macho endeavors.  All this attention that other men pay to Manning’s family jewels does not discourage this notion.

And Bobby’s Mama was right,

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