“And I ordered my war cold, too!”

Russia takes aim at McDonald’s burgers as U.S. ties worsen
By Maria Kiselyova and Olga Sichkar; Reuters; July 25, 2014
MOSCOW (Reuters) – “McDonald’s burgers and shakes may become the latest victims of worsening ties between Moscow and Washington after a Russian consumer watchdog agency accused the U.S. chain of sanitary violations…”
Why must people vent to restaurant workers about things beyond their control?

Drug Education Needed

Smartie sniffing hits York County

4th To 6th grades: Shallow Brook Intermediate sees rash of students using Smarties treats inappropriately.

By NIKELLE SNADER– yorkdispatch.com–4.25.2014

“…But in the past several weeks a ‘rash’ of students have been grinding the candy into a powder and ‘sniffing or smoking’ it, according to an email Walker sent to parents. Some students have also been sniffing crushed Cheerios, according to the letter…”

Kids, kids, kids:  snorting a candy called “Smarties” does not make you smarter (although it will protect your teeth from the evils of sugar.)  You’re supposed to snort your older siblings’ Adderall for that,

“Life sucks, y’all”

Zynga’s FarmVille 2: Country Escape Arrives on iOS, Android

Thigh or Breast Man?

KFC Chicken Corsage Being Sold Just in Time for Prom Season