The animals were very distressed when the people were rescued

Dozens stranded when SeaWorld ride malfunctions

6.30.2014 SAN DIEGO (AP) — “Dozens of people were stranded more than 200 feet up on a revolving tower at SeaWorld San Diego for hours Sunday when a power failure stalled the ride, authorities said…”

Their temporary loss of a freedom at an aquatic prison for animals seems quite apropos.

One strandee, Willie, commented, “Two of the park workers with us had big bags of Goldfish crackers, but the [maternal fornicators] wouldn’t share unless we did humiliating tricks for them.  My boys had to hold me back from punching the [anus] when he said something about a blowhole.” 

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