Try a chill pill, dude

Saudi Arabia bans energy drinks at public facilities, outlaws advertising

Habib Toumi
Gulf News
March 4, 2014

Everyone knows that women shouldn’t drive, vote, or expose so much as an elbow without threatening social comity, so I don’t question the wisdom of this law.  And, of course, Saudis are such good friends of ours.  It’s a pure friendship with no ulterior motives.

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But I wish this law would spread like the Arab Spring to places where this kind of carnage is commonplace:

They’re kind of wound up to begin with.

Rodney King himself wouldn’t even suggest getting along in such places.  He’d just be like, “What the fuck, bro?!”


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