Thinkin’ or Drinkin’ Thing?

Country Singer Trace Adkins Punches New Lenox Trace Adkins Impersonator on Cruise Ship: Report

Joseph Hosey  NewLenoxPatch, January 16, 2014

“The dustup reportedly landed the real Trace Adkins in rehab. We imagine fake Trace Adkins is landing back in New Lenox some time or other…”

I don’t know which is more indicative of self-loathing:  drunkenly hitting a surrogate version of yourself, or being a Trace Adkins impersonator.

And I really hope he never reads this and tracks me down in my home on Central Avenue in St. Paul, Minnesota.
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