Socrates (via Plato): “Philosophy is preparation for death”

Root rot threatens Christmas fir trees

By ALLEN G. BREEDAP National Writer 12.02.13

“Scientists and growers are looking for a way to fight a deadly root rot disease that is killing some types of Christmas trees…”

“This SUCKS!  I wanted to die by having my trunk cut, allowing my corpse to rot in a home, littered by merchandise made in Third World sweatshops.  Now I have to die, slowly, out in horrible nature.  Woe is tree!”  
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