And it Will Be Cold that Day

Fast-food workers call for nationwide walkout Aug. 29

By  The Washington Post

Here’s how I see it unfolding:
 
–The call for a rise in the minimum wage to $15 an hour will be mistakenly lead to a call for every restaurant to have 15 pagers;
 
–The chant demanding paid vacation time will come out as “What do we want? 
 
“Time off to get laid! 
 
“When do we want it?
 
“On our lunch breaks!”;
 
–In attempting to voice safety concerns, the spokesman will complain about farting co-workers;
 
 –5% will show up late, 8% will leave early, and 6% will get the day wrong.
 
Note:  Since approximately 1/12th of my restaurant experience was in fast food, I can joke about such things.
 
 
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