Fast-food workers call for nationwide walkout Aug. 29
By Michael A. Fletcher The Washington Post
Here’s how I see it unfolding:
–The call for a rise in the minimum wage to $15 an hour will be mistakenly lead to a call for every restaurant to have 15 pagers;
–The chant demanding paid vacation time will come out as “What do we want?
“Time off to get laid!
“When do we want it?
“On our lunch breaks!”;
–In attempting to voice safety concerns, the spokesman will complain about farting co-workers;
–5% will show up late, 8% will leave early, and 6% will get the day wrong.
Note: Since approximately 1/12th of my restaurant experience was in fast food, I can joke about such things.