Three Bon Mots My Buddy Dan Uttered This Morning

[Note:  I am not sure of their originality.]
 
1)  “He was such a boring presenter that when he put people to sleep, their dreams were so boring they couldn’t even stay asleep.”
 
2)  “I wonder if, when Jesus was a kid, he would get angry at Joseph and yell, ‘You’re not my real dad!'”
 
3)  “Cigarette companies should just put this on their products as warnings:  ‘We don’t give a fuck; do you?'” 

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