Got MILF?

Even in the bygone days when I frequented bars, I have never used pick-up lines to try to pick up women.  I have only even been flirtatious on rare occasions.  As a straight shooter, I am more likely to say, “I am interested in you,” “My endorphin levels spike in your presence,” or “Let’s get the hell out of here.”

However, there is one I have always wanted to try.  When I see a young single lady with her baby(ies) in tow, I want to ask, “How’d you like another one of those?”  That is of course boorish and crude, something a gentleman like me could never ask.  However, what if I classed it up somewhat?  I could cite statistics indicating her likelihood of future pregnancy and furnish my curriculum vitae, pointing out that I was a more suitable mate than the next random Joe Schmo they are liable to get knocked up by otherwise.

Even if I could rationalize this as consistent with the ethical person I strive to be, I guess asking for them to sign a form absolving me from child support would be going too far.

(I’m guessing this post will get more “Likes” from men than women.)

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One thought on “Got MILF?

  1. Well, I dunno, best of three? I think this would be a pretty funny line. If you were goodlooking, i could be entranced by that line. Only thing is, ladies with babies can rarely just take you back for rumpy. They have to PLAN rumpy. Sort of negates the point.

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