People were surprised to learn that W. is a decent painter. Frankly, it’s always surprised me to see that he could do anything. You know how you’re surprised to see a retarded person drive a car? That’s how I always felt when I saw him do anything other than run. Even Forrest Gump could do that.
I think the main reason we never declared nuclear war was because he couldn’t say the word. If he had announced that we were going to launch nukes, and managed to not say “nuke-u-lar,” he would have gotten a big self-satisfied grin and given that cocky “heh heh” laugh.